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Your Thundergoose Rider Lineup

Slippery Pete #2

Slippery Pete #2

Slippery Pete #2

  Slippery Pete is a defensive wall on wheels, shutting down every passing attempt with precision. She thrives under pressure and dares others to try something risky. Getting around her is a challenge most fail at.

Catchphrase: “Try it.”

Zippy #3

Slippery Pete #2

Slippery Pete #2

  Zippy is the cleanest and fastest rider in the league, treating every race like a precision exercise. Quiet and focused, he lets lap times do the talking. If he’s out front, good luck catching him.

Catchphrase: “Catch me if you can.”

Sticky Pete #4

Dead Last Larry #6

Dead Last Larry #6

  Sticky Pete is always right where she needs to be—on your rear wheel, waiting. She studies the race, stays patient, and strikes when it matters most. You won’t notice her… until it’s too late.

Catchphrase: “I’m right behind you.”

Dead Last Larry #6

Dead Last Larry #6

Dead Last Larry #6

  Dead Last Larry shows up every race with a smile and something to prove, even if the results don’t always follow. He’s the heart of the league and the one everyone roots for. The moment he moves up the field, the crowd erupts.

Catchphrase: “This might be my race!”

Chaos Carl #7

Chaos Carl #7

Chaos Carl #7

  Chaos Carl doesn’t follow racing lines—he creates his own. Unpredictable and unconventional, he makes moves no one sees coming. Whether it works or not, you’ll be talking about it.

Catchphrase: “Trust me.”

Tiny #8

Chaos Carl #7

Chaos Carl #7

  Tiny uses speed and agility to slip through gaps no one else can take. Quick, sharp, and fearless in tight spaces, he’s always finding a way forward. If there’s a lane, he’s already through it.

Catchphrase: “I can squeeze through.”

Beans #10

Break Check Benny #12

Break Check Benny #12

  Beans keeps things simple, steady, and strangely effective. He doesn’t make noise, doesn’t take wild risks, and yet somehow always ends up near the front. Nobody knows how he does it, nobody knows why he's called Beans—and that’s the point.

Catchphrase: “…yeah.”

Break Check Benny #12

Break Check Benny #12

Break Check Benny #12

  Brake Check Benny races like he’s reacting in real time—sometimes a little too much. Known for sudden braking and unpredictable decisions, he keeps everyone on edge behind him. If you’re following Benny, stay ready.

Catchphrase: “Had to hit the brakes.”

Full Send Hank #13

  Full Send Hank doesn’t hesitate—he commits. Every corner, every gap, every move is taken at full throttle. It doesn’t always work… but when it does, it’s unforgettable.

Catchphrase: “SEND IT!”

Big Hoss #17

  Big Hoss brings size, strength, and surprising finesse to a scooter that looks way too small for him. He doesn’t rush—he builds momentum and wears people down over laps. When he’s coming, you feel it.

Catchphrase: “You’ll hear me comin’.”

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